THE INTERNET HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TOO FAR

HOW MUCH IS
YOUR FRIEND WORTH?

At least one cent. Hopefully.

Create a ridiculous digital €0.01 valuation for a friend and send them the link.

NO REAL CENT IS SENT.It is a joke valuation, not a money transfer.
FOR BRANDS →
01

PICK A FRIEND

Name the person whose financial future is about to become deeply disappointing.

02

ADD A REASON

Keep it funny. Dark humor is welcome. Cruelty is not.

03

SEND THE PAGE

They receive a shareable digital page showing their completely fictional €0.01 valuation.

04

PUT THEM ON THE WALL

Optional: reserve a real numbered place on the legendary One Cent Wall for €1.99.

SEE THE WALL →
FREE / TAKES ABOUT 20 SECONDS

VALUE YOUR FRIEND.

This creates a digital joke page. It does not send money to anyone.

FRIEND VALUATION DEPARTMENT
Choose the official vibe
ROAST THE FRIENDSHIP, NOT THE PERSON.No hateful, humiliating or personal attacks. Keep the chaos friendly.
THE PAID PART

THE JOKE IS FREE.
THE SPOT IS REAL.

For €1.99, your friend gets one permanent numbered place on the One Cent Wall — one of exactly 1,000,000 spots on this website.

0SPOTS TAKEN1,000,000SPOTS LEFT
EXPLORE THE LEGENDARY WALL →
ONE CENT WALL#000184

MARCEL

€0.01

“He somehow survives every bad idea we have.”

Permanent numbered wall spot
THE BUSINESS CENT

GIVE ANOTHER COMPANY ONE CENT.

A public, playful thank-you for clients, partners, suppliers and brands you actually enjoy working with.

BRAND SPOT · €149LEGENDARY BRAND BLOCK · €299
FOR BRANDS →
1CENTFOR MY FRIEND
FREE TO VALUE. €1.99 TO MAKE IT INTERNET OFFICIAL.

GO MAKE ONE.